One semi-conscious, blonde Birmingham Philosopher dancing in pianokey platforms up to heaven.
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
(via chas1ng-rainb0ws)
when eurovision is called off forever that’s when world war three is upon us
alcohol is free (if you loot it during riots against austerity measures)
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
that would be germany
(via floralfeminist)
(Source: arabela25, via chas1ng-rainb0ws)
I swear some of these contries in eurovision arent even in europe….
why are they killing that man with petals?!
iceland’s entry looks like a much less threatening version of that guy from Epic Meal Time
it’s the uk’s turn
i don’t hold out much hope