One semi-conscious, blonde Birmingham Philosopher dancing in pianokey platforms up to heaven.
So yesterday morning, ZPat and I went into our kitchen for the new term.
On the flat noticeboard, we see that the boys in the flat have made a couple of.. ‘additions’.

Needless to say, ZPat and I, as women, were a little shocked.
So we improved it.
With Benedict Cumberbatch and Damon Albarn.

I won’t stand for the objectification of women in such a way.
And if those boys insist on keeping their girls, then we’re keeping Cumberbatch.
(Source: musicalpuns, via erikartika)
You all have to read this.
Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store by Pleated Jeans
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Theodore Sider - Riddles Of Existence
Courtesy of http://science.memebase.com/
Tastes like Liberal sellout.
A bit of Lionel Richie to start my day.