So yesterday morning, ZPat and I went into our kitchen for the new term.
On the flat noticeboard, we see that the boys in the flat have made a couple of.. ‘additions’.
Needless to say, ZPat and I, as women, were a little shocked.
So we improved it.
With Benedict Cumberbatch and Damon Albarn.
I won’t stand for the objectification of women in such a way.
And if those boys insist on keeping their girls, then we’re keeping Cumberbatch.